Great Wodehouse Romances: The Clicking of Cuthbert

220px-TheClickingOfCuthbertP. G. Wodehouse gave us many romances that linger long in our affections. Each February at Plumtopia is dedicated revisiting the Great Wodehouse Romances to mark the anniversary of his death on St Valentine’s Day, 1975.


Cuthbert Banks and Adeline Smethurst

One of the delights of a Wodehouse romance, is the inventiveness with which he steers his heroes and heroines toward their first meeting. Some of these introductions happen ‘off-stage,’ especially in the Wooster narratives, but elsewhere we are privileged witnesses to some truly memorable meetings. Among his fruitiest is the moment when golfer Cuthbert Banks interrupts Raymond Parsloe Devine’s lecture to the Wood Hills Literary and Debating Society, in order to play his ball – with a niblick – from on top of the table.

‘I have dwelt upon this incident, because it was the means of introducing Cuthbert Banks to Mrs Smethurst’s niece, Adeline. As Cuthbert, for it was he who had so nearly reduced the muster-roll of rising novelists by one, hopped down from the table after his stroke, he was suddenly aware that a beautiful girl was looking at him intently. As a matter of fact, everyone in the room was looking at him intently, none more so than Raymond Parsloe Devine, but none of the others were beautiful girls. Long as the members of Wood Hills Literary Society were on brain, they were short on looks, and, to Cuthbert’s excited eye, Adeline Smethurst stood out like a jewel in a pile of coke.’

Cuthbert quickly falls in love with Adeline, but she is a serious-minded girl who expects her future mate to achieve something worth while in life. The rising novelist Raymond Parsloe Devine is a clear favourite over Cuthbert, whose only achievements are on the golf course. Cuthbert’s efforts to prove himself worthy involve joining the aforementioned literary society, bringing together the worlds of golf and ‘serious’ literature.

‘After attending eleven debates and fourteen lectures on vers libre Poetry, the Seventeenth-Century Essayists, the Neo-Scandinavian Movement in Portuguese Literature, and other subjects of a similar nature, he grew so enfeebled that, on the rare occasions when he had time for a visit to the links, he had to take a full iron for his mashie shots.’

The great treat, in the Clicking of Cuthbert, is not so much our satisfaction when Cuthbert finally clicks, but the manner of his clicking. More specifically, we have the pleasure of meeting one of the great Russian novelists, Vladimir Brusiloff.

‘Vladimir specialized in grey studies of hopeless misery, where nothing happened till page three hundred and eighty, when the moujik decided to commit suicide.’

Every precious word written about Brusiloff is worth quoting. He is a splendidly drawn character who puts the pretentious aspiring novelist Raymond Parsloe Devine in his place.

‘No novelists any good except me. Sovietski — yah! Nastikoff — bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any good except me. P G Wodehouse and Tolstoi not bad. Not good, but not bad. No novelists any good except me.’

With Devine unmasked, Adeline ceases to be under his spell and finally turns her attentions to Cuthbert (I won’t give away all of the details). Adeline is not Plum’s most endearing heroine. She may be beautiful, but her initial objections to marrying Cuthbert are rather cold-blooded, and she lacks the pep and ginger of Plum’s more beloved female characters. But Adeline does redeem herself by taking up golf with enthusiasm.

‘Adeline is married to Cuthbert, and it was only his earnest pleading which prevented her from having their eldest son christened Abe Mitchell Ribbed-Faced Mashie Banks.’

The Clicking of Cuthbert must be regarded as one of the great Wodehouse romances. The worthy hero stays true to his love, persevering in the face of stiff opposition, and conquering against the odds in the most spectacular fashion. Romance aside, it is a perfectly crafted short story, packed with the sort of writing that makes it impossible to read aloud without laughing.

If you’ve never read the Clicking of Cuthbert, or want to refresh your memory, you can read the full story (with annotations) at the excellent Madam Eulalie website.


14 thoughts on “Great Wodehouse Romances: The Clicking of Cuthbert

  1. For those of us who have been privileged to hear Masha Lebedova do her reading as Vladimir in a long beard, this story has special meaning and its wonderful blend of love, golf, and literature make it one of Plum’s best.


  2. Great quotes! I’ve had this story sitting on the Kindle for so long and never got around to reading it – that must be corrected! Thanks – especially for Wodehouse’s glorious sideswipe at Russian literature, which tends to chime a little with my own view… 😉


    1. Thanks FictionFan. You have a real treat in store. It is a wonderful story. Anna Karenina happens to be my favourite novel, and I find Tolstoy amusing in places. I shall never forget reading Chekhov The Death of a Government Clerk. I found it funny, but I don’t know if I was meant to.


      1. I can cope with Tolstoy, though I feel he could have looked up the word ‘brevity’ without harming his output! Haha – I can never work out when Chekhov is being funny…I think I’m so used to the Russians being full of misery-laden angst (or as a Russian-loving bookie friend of mine would put it ‘mystical soul-searching’) that any bit of humour takes me by surprise. 😉


      2. I used to feel that away away the Russians, but these days everybody seems to be at it (misery-laden angst). My mother and her friends won’t touch a book unless the hero is orphaned at a young age, sold into slavery, and has at least one limb blown off.


  3. I, too, am not a huge fan of Adeline Smethurst, because she is clearly (at least to start with) the worst kind of snob, but as you say, the story itself is superb. Raymond Parsloe Devine is such an awful bounder and his defeat is so satisfying, particularly when it occurs at the hands of one of Wodehouse’s funniest characters – V. Brusiloff is a masterpiece in and of himself!


    1. Adeline is difficult to like, but Cuthbert loves her which is what matters – each to his own. We must remember that when we meet her she is under the influence of Raymond Parsloe Devine, as well as Mrs Smethurst and her gang of literary snobs. Adeline is young and easily influenced, so her character should improve under the influence of less snobbish people (although it’s not often that I think of golfers as a less snobbish crowd).


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